Happy Birthday Wishes

As January seems to be a whoopee-making month (maybe it's the cold weather?), there are lots of people's birthdays I know in October. I would like to wish the following people many happy returns:

Purdey (22) - on the 14th October - hope you had a great birthday over there in Adelaide - I'd love to have a BBQ on my birthday but that's a bit risky in a British October.

Sebastian (25) - on the 31st October - my travelling companion for the South Island of New Zealand has been a great friend and for his birthday we plan to do a bungee jump - should be a laugh but I'm not looking forward to shitting in my shoes!

Owain (27) - on the 16th October - my AWOL partner in crime - it's along time since we've terrorised people on one of our nights out. We'll just have to save up our energy for a big one when I get back - Best wishes you lovable lunatic.

Jack (5) - on the 24th October - my gorgeous nephew - now he's at school and he's a big boy - I can't wait to get back home and see how much he and Jazzy have grown up - I wonder what age he should be before I get him his first porno mag?

Mum (I wouldn't dare say) - on the 18th October - Last but by no means least - I hope you've had a great joint celebration weekend with Jack and the rest of the family. I really miss you all but I'll be there for the big party at Christmas. Let's just hope there enough turkey! (Like that's going to be a problem!).